May I Squier You?

There are two proven ways for a modern man to become a man. One, fornicate with another human. Two, watch this video and use it as a basis for everything you do from the moment it ends. I warn you, if you are easily mesmerized, run. If amazing things tend to make your head explode, turn away from the screen. You are about to experience God’s shining light. This is the reason we were made. This rendered everything done before it obsolete, and all done since pointless. I feel I may be underselling what you are about to see. Without this, we would never know what a whipsy swirl flippy spin bouncy prance looks like. Now, enjoy....