Gervais at the Globes

I’m sure there is a more humorous way that I could write about this, but I think I’ll just quickly write what I think instead. So I just watched every word of Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globe hosting gig....pure genius. Fucking awesome. He’s got the balls of Colbert, without hiding behind a character (how ironic you would say that, Brodie). Mocking the self-importance of actors under the guise of host of their jerk-off fest is unbelievable. As if The Office, Extras, his pod cast with Merchant and Carl, The Invention of Lying, and his stand up isn’t brilliant enough. He is currently my comedic hero.

I cannot fucking believe that people are actually giving him shit for it. Check that, humans are idiots. I completely believe it. Fucking Hollywood high and mighties, god forbid someone makes fun of them. Robert Downey Jr. did awful fucking things. Just awful. Things that make Chuck Sheen look as sweet as Mother Teresa’s young virgin face. And the crowd is not on board with him getting ripped on? Really? Ricky Gervais is worse than a narcotic-gobbling monster who torpedoed his and the life of anyone involved with him?

Ricky Gervais is mean, he went too far. That is what Hollywood and critics are saying. Have a sense of humor about yourselves. You are making movies, not smuggling refugees to safety. What a bunch of assholes. Johnny Depp’s movie bombed and was a pile of garbage. So what? He’ll make 20 more in the next 10 years. Laugh about this one.


Listen, I’ll admit it. I watch and put some stock in the Oscars each year. But in reality these award shows are a joke. The self-importance can be really quite hilarious and I think Ricky Gervais completely understands that. So a gaggle of pretentious bags of dousche got a little riled up by a Brit. If you haven’t watched the clips, here’s a sample: